GoodToof road trip

Last year, GoldToof took a road trip to North Carolina in a vehicle that looks like it was built from divorce parts and unpaid parking tickets. He picked up Granny, Big Booty Trudy, Ben Nash, Unity Eagle, and Shine by Nous. Then this felt gremlin showed up at Krista’s house with a boombox like he was about to win her back through public noise pollution. Krista’s response: “Goldtoof, I’m with Biff now. Go away, you twitching little fuck.” Romance is dead. The puppets ran it over.