The Arena

In the my first big fight of FELT FURY, I enter a brutal underground arena to face an impossible opponent: THE BORG BOARS.

Ben Nash woke up today thinking it would be a normal day. Unfortunately, a sock puppet wearing sunglasses had other plans. 75 seconds later: * 14 acts of disrespect * 9 violations of basic decency * 1 emotional support slap

🚨 FROM THE FELT VAULT 🚨 Before Puppet Fight had arenas. Before the felt fighter cards. Before the casting calls. Before the Felt World Order. There was Final Slap. A 2:45 fever dream from the earliest days of Ladies and Felt Men featuring some of the original legends: 🥇 Goldtoof 🍑 Big Booty Trudy 🧟 Alley mutants 💻 Hacker puppets 💥 Random felt fury 🧵 Flying stuffing everywhere No roadmap. No budget. No idea what we were doing. Just pure chaotic felt energy. Looking back, it’s hilarious how many characters from this old video eventually became part of the PuppetFight universe. Somewhere between the gold teeth, alleyway brawls, and stuffing explosions… a crazy idea started becoming a real world. OGs will remember. Newcomers are about to discover where the madness began.

We Both get into a music battle fight and of course we knock each other out!!

Lil Biff explains the rules

Our in house puppet crew is warming up to bring the felt to you

⚡️ THEY DIDN’T COME TO JOIN THE ROSTER. THEY CAME TO TAKE IT OVER. Introducing Felt World Order. Three troublemakers. One agenda. Total puppet chaos. When the lights go pink and the crowd starts chanting FWO, somebody’s getting stuffed through the ring. No rules. No apologies. No respect for authority. Just attitude, mayhem, and enough bad decisions to power an entire arena. The PuppetFight locker room is on notice. The FWO has arrived. 🩷 @PuppetFight presents: FELT WORLD ORDER

The faceoff. Both fighters in the ring under the spotlights, crowd of puppet fans going wild. PANDEMONIUM taunts with the plunger, Jason Puppet charges in with a sock haymaker. The brawl escalates. PANDEMONIUM catches Jason, plunger comes crashing down, and finishes with Rips Yer Brain Out -- pulling the stuffing right out of Jason's sock head. Victory pose, crowd loses their minds.

Tina Tornado chose violence and furniture. 15 seconds of Felt Fury chaos. A savage Felt Fury brawl breaks loose in the ring as Tina Tornado gets cracked mid-air by a skull-gloved punk boxer aka @GrimfelOfficial @AethrMusik on X then comes back swinging a busted folding chair like home décor has failed her personally.

I made a “sneak peek” for PuppetFight Episode 2 and it turned into over 2 minutes of puppet funeral fraud, fake lawyers, grief merch, FWO smoke, snack crimes, and one dead AI Hater still trying to blame technology. Finished version drops early this week. No lessons were learned. There is also profanity.

A few early citizens of Felt Fury. No heroes. No role models. No functioning decision making skills. Just gold teeth, bad attitudes, chain wallets, unresolved childhood trauma, and enough stuffing damage to violate several safety regulations. Unfortunately, they all have backstories.

After Midnight Battle

I asked @HauntedAI if I could make this into a puppet slap scene. 😂 Here is the first of many.

The Dog and Doris the Lunch Lady, with commentary from the legendary broadcast team: Harry Ballzak & Pat McGroin. Yes, that is real. No, we are not apologizing. The felt revolution has entered its “community-generated chaos” era. Video created by @cb_swartz_art on X

Showing off her Litter Pan move

Meet ASTROTRADR aka The Quantum Mane. A muscular lion matrix hacker forged in a crypto server farm, rebuilt with a quantum arm, and dropped straight into the Puppet Fight Fury Queue. He doesn’t fight emotionally. He fights algorithmically. Markets bow. Kings code.

Goldtoof and AI Hater started talking trash in an alley like two rejected cereal mascots with outstanding warrants. Then @RealBoon22 barged in, lit Goldtoof on fire because he’s a crybaby with a propane budget… …and then Spence cried. FELT FURY IS GETTING OUT OF HAND.

Some heroes stop bank robberies. This one stops alley crimes against oxygen. Introducing the FLATULATOR 3000…wearable pelvic sonic dampener for when justice gets windy. Be a hero. Not a hazard. Now entering the PFTV stream at @PuppetFight @UnityEagle On X

Just an introduction.