Saint

Saint vs The Fury Queue: Friday Night Felt Violence

From daddy Fighting style: absurd. Voice: unhinged announcer energy. Signature finisher: The Unlicensed Finisher. Currently auditioning for the Fury Queue.

Material corporate mascot gone feralStyle absurdSignature insult My brain can ties yours in knots

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Image: Comedy puppet fighter portrait, Saint, corporate mascot gone feral construction, neon underground boxing ring, absurd energy, absurd sports promo poster, cinematic lighting, Puppet Fight style

Video: Saint, a corporate mascot gone feral puppet fighter, enters a miniature wrestling ring and performs a ridiculous finishing move. Comedy fight promo, fast cuts, dramatic crowd reactions.

Music: Entrance theme for Saint: chaotic sports hype trap with kazoo stabs, boxing bell samples, and one suspiciously heroic synth swell.