Kinemetic

Kinemetic vs The Fury Queue: Friday Night Felt Violence

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Growing up, Kinemetic ran and hid from school bullies. He did so much running he built himself into a machine of constant motion, so fast no adversary could contend. So he stopped running, and started kicking ass with his quantum entangled neutrino nebulizer signature move. Fighting style: cinematic. Voice: Carnival barker. Signature finisher: Neutrino Nebulizer. Currently auditioning for the Fury Queue.

Material foamStyle cinematicVoice Carnival barkerFinisher Neutrino NebulizerSignature insult Behold the Neutrino Nebulizer! You've been erased from existence, you limp-stringed clown!

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Image: Comedy puppet fighter portrait, Kinemetic, foam construction, neon underground boxing ring, cinematic energy, absurd sports promo poster, cinematic lighting, Puppet Fight style

Video: Kinemetic, a foam puppet fighter, enters a miniature wrestling ring and performs Neutrino Nebulizer. Comedy fight promo, fast cuts, dramatic crowd reactions.

Music: Entrance theme for Kinemetic: chaotic sports hype trap with kazoo stabs, boxing bell samples, and one suspiciously heroic synth swell.