CUNT PUNCHER

CUNT PUNCHER vs The Fury Queue: Friday Night Felt Violence

After being rejected from Sesame Street for extreme liability issues and an aggressive lack of underwear, he turned to the underground felt fighting circuit. Fighting style: cinematic. Voice: Like Harvey Fierstein and Ken Kaniff had a baby.. Signature finisher: The Fabric Softener. Currently auditioning for the Fury Queue.

Material UNKNOWNStyle cinematicVoice Like Harvey Fierstein and Ken Kaniff had a baby.Finisher The Fabric SoftenerSignature insult You just got punched... cunt!

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Image: Comedy puppet fighter portrait, CUNT PUNCHER, UNKNOWN construction, neon underground boxing ring, cinematic energy, absurd sports promo poster, cinematic lighting, Puppet Fight style

Video: CUNT PUNCHER, a UNKNOWN puppet fighter, enters a miniature wrestling ring and performs The Fabric Softener. Comedy fight promo, fast cuts, dramatic crowd reactions.

Music: Entrance theme for CUNT PUNCHER: chaotic sports hype trap with kazoo stabs, boxing bell samples, and one suspiciously heroic synth swell.